yuck.

I am still with illness.

Which if you think about it kind of sounds like, 

I am with child.

Which is something they always tend to ask you in the doctor's office, which is actually extremely awkward.

Which then leads to a brief moment or hysteria and a,

 'Well, could I be?'

And then back to reality and reassurance in knowing that can't be possible.

Reminder: You are with illness not with child.

Still stay healthy my friends.