Monday, November 22, 2010

I like to sing.

Well I have recently discovered that I like to sing. But the thing is I don't sing very well, and I am very aware of this. I have noticed lately that I tend to sing, well everything. I sing my little tasks as I go my merry way. For example at work, if several guest ask for several specific things, then so I don't forget I tend to sing my list on my way to the kitchen. It actually comes in handy on busy days.
I had a more recent account of this. In my animation class we use a program called Flash. It helps create simple animations and websites. Well an action you can make is called a "motion tween." What does the word "tween" rhyme with? "Queen." And I looooove the band Queen. So this "tween" word automatically triggered "killer queen" in my mind. Instead of singing in my head, my word vomit took over and I spit the words to the song out loud but replacing "killer queen," with "motion tween." 

Then my instructor shouted to the whole class that maybe I should announce every exercise we do from now on.    OOps.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

This happens in real life.

Don't worry I am not the only person that participates in making a complete fool of me. Apparently it is quite easy for me to be put in the most uncomfortable and embarrassing situations. But me being outgoing, and pretty much fearless leads to this extremely weird situations. I like challenges, or dares, if someone asks me to do something that would embarrass the average bear, I usually am the first one to jump at the opportunity. Like I said no fear. Let's give a short example shall we....and yes this happens in real life.

Me and the friends were out, and this guy with a ponytail starts talking to us. After some time, he points out one of his friends hanging out outside the place.

Ponytail: He was just on 'LA Ink' last night, and we've been giving him a hard time about it all night. So he's a little embarrassed if people mention it.
Me: Yes?

Ponytail: Well you'd make my day if you could run up to him and act like you saw him on the show. Like a total fan. It'd really embarrass him and I'd get a good laugh.

Me: On it (start walking towards the door to go meet the Ink man)

(So excited as if I was a teenage girl and I saw Justin Bieber.)

Hoodie Man: (Looking confused.)

Me: (WTF? I know it was you Hoodie man. You either have a tattoo or not! Your friend told me you were, Jerk.)

Pigtails Man (to the left of Hoodie man): Uh I was on LA ink.

Me: (red face........ great.) 

(What an idiot you are Lauren.)

Ha ha. (awkward laugh at myself.)

Yup, complete strangers, and made a fool out of myself. You think I would I would learn after so many failures that I shouldn't set myself up like that. What an idiot! So yes, this does happen in real life.

Maybe I should write a book? What do you think?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Not Mustache Monday, but Wednesday.

I found these funny. I mean there was a lot more. Loved it though. And plus one of them is in light of one of my past stories.
"Mustaches Make a Difference."

Monday, November 15, 2010

Joke for the day!

What is a pirates favorite letter??

Did you guess the letter R?

It's not "R" it's the "C"!!!!

Take a moment. Soak it in. Got it? Yes, that joke was that awesome. Just a treat for the day, because I feel in a good mood, and that I have a feeling that things are going to be okay. So jokes for good days and only more to come I hope.

Screw Mariah.

Maybe I should start calling them Diana Ross days instead? My mane was not tamable today. NO way Jose.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

What a HAIRY situation!

 I have a dream. It's not a very big dream, but I have been talking about it for awhile. And no I don't want to be a mermaid but rather envious of the locks they have. In my youth I was blessed with beautiful, LONG locks of love. Well, as I got older apparently long hair was way too "youthful" for me. I went through this, "I love short hair thing and I have hair cutting ADD." I'm over it. Now I find it quite hard to get my hair long. I want it long dang it!
But back to my dream: My goal in life is to one time get in the shower, and be able to hide my chest area with my hair because my hair is SO LONG. Below the boob length for sure. Like a mermaid...and Ariel. But I refuse to brush my hair with a fork.

So here's my goal. My best friend is getting married in May. My goal is to hopefully have some long locks by then. Let the hair growing and monthly updates begin (because I'm sure everyone is so concerned with my hair.)
 Hopefully MONTH SEVEN

PS. Total side note, but still about hair. I personally love it when little girls come into my restaurant with these florescent wigs on, and are totally into them. As if they wish they were born with this abnormal shade of red and lovin' it. Makes my day every time. Thank you little girls.

Belated Halloween.

Let's take a gander at some of my Halloween photos shall we?
My roomies
 Me and Bridget
 Ronni my Ritz Bit
 Ronni's man Ed (he grew up in Cali and he owns everything he's wearing.)
 Dreamin' of Colorado
 Meet my friend David
 The girls minus Allie :(
 You should just expect this from us already.
 Ed, Chase, and Robbie
 Our friend Juan, and by the flag in the back he's ALSO a friend of David's. Love them.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

This one! This one!

This kid seriously has made my day. What an impact because all I've been doing all day is finding more and more videos that he's done. This one is by far the best. I wish I could have been in the audience when he was on Chelsea Lately. I wish I had the guts like this kid to sing in front of my computer and video tape myself. I don't think I'm confident for that. More power to the midget.

I cannot stop laughing!

This little guy was on Chelsea Lately(one of my favorite talk shows) and I fell in love. He's made tons of videos, all from his bedroom. He's 15 years old, and he's a midget. Enjoy the laughter.