Saturday, May 26, 2012

Play hard.

And play hard we are.

Let's be honest, my leave of absence is due to pure laziness. I'm on a computer for 8 hours, 5 days a week and after a long hour drive home, the last thing I want to do is be on the computer.

But, I have finally taken a vacation, and have given myself some time to miss you.


Well, I'm currently adventuring out in Moab, Utah located in Southern Utah. If you haven't been down here, you really should. There are things here that you don't even know how Mother Nature created.

Our days have consistent of arches, things you see on license plates, dust storms, climbing, ducking, swimming, and reading.

Well, I should get back to camping, and when I say camping I mean sitting on my computer, watching Forest Gump in my air conditioned 30 ft long trailer. And you should get back to being jealous of my whereabouts. Jk. Enjoy your holiday week.

More photos to come. And hopefully some videos as well. Man, Utah rocks...literally.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Apples to Apples

This weekend I attempted to make homemade applesauce, which was surprisingly easier than I thought.
It turned out lovely and I felt quite domesticated at that moment. Here's to never buying store bought applesauce. My future children will thank me for learning how to make his.
Many thanks to Mama Jay in California for converting me from nasty store bought to this hint of apple pie delicisiousness.

Oh and let's not forget that I am right on schedule with my New Years resolutions.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Sweet Lovin'

Oh how I am a fool for that man.
And we are classy and have cheese and cracker picnics on the floor while watching soccer.

It is love.

I love you Mr. Man of Mine!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day!

To my identical twin sister, Happy Mother's Day!

I so happy that I am a part of you and sometimes it scares me how much of myself is turning into you. So alike, but so different at the same time.

But I love you and being like you isn't that bad at all.

Friday, May 4, 2012

I don't know what to title this.

It's Friday!

This is my man on the left, followed by the other man in my life on the right.

Hello, Ted.

He draws, while I watch How I Met Your Mother, while munching on Sour Patch Kids, and then we both laugh together about it.

I just love hanging out with you bud! I'm going to miss you while you're in Alaska this summer.

Well we're off to hang out. Have a great weekend lovies!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Untitled Title.

You're welcome.

It's almost the weekend.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Let's make it through Hump Day...

Insert most awkward logo known to mankind.


+Hair only looks good when you're not trying, and when you try it lacks luster. No hairspray will fix that attitude.

+Falling up stairs in public arenas. Common occurrence.

+I feel and touch everything. Really, DO NOT take me to Bed, Bath, and Beyond or the home section at Macy's.

+Two people making out at the gym before their jog. I feel uncomfortable about public displays of affection in odd places such as this. Like the library or snow cone shacks. The gym is a new one though.

+Friend: Who's that boy that sings all those songs? (I knew who she was asking about)
Me: Justin Bieber. (smart-ass answer that is NOT the person she was referring to, but I said it anyways)
Friend: Ha ha, no the dwarf kid from Chelsea Lately?
Me: (holding back the urge to say Justin Bieber again)

It was funnier at the time.

+Women concerned about the fact that I ordered only a half sandwich (which came with chips and their sandwiches are bigger than the size of a Home Pride sandwich I would have made myself)

Woman 1: You only want a HALF sandwich? Nothing else?

Woman 1 again: So you just got the half sandwich? You didn't want anything else?

Woman 2: Was that HALF sandwich enough for you?


+How I Met Your Mother. Whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT THIS.

+Specific smells that signify memories. They always show up at the right moment.

+Getting a much needed manicure and pedicure. I miss it so much.

+Running is cheaper than therapy.

+Schmidt from New Girl, "Old people are like the human versions of pleated pants."

You are so wise Sir Schmidt.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Baby, it's warmer outside.

I am sweating like a pig right now.

Thanks, weather. Raining and freezing in the morning, then sweltering heat when I get home from work.

Happy Too Cute Tuesday and the best day to fall in love!

Fall in love with my puppies.