Friday, March 29, 2013


Just cause.
 It's Friday and that I'm slightly obsessed with the show Girls.
And it was a good Friday, get it, cause it was actually Good Friday.

Lame joke.

This isn't though.

Also, we had a brief discussion at work what characters we think we would be from the show Girls.

I think I might be Hannah...maybe.
If you don't know who Hannah is, she's the girl dancing in this video. 
I feel like my thought process is quite parallel to hers.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013


Here's an awkward Wednesday moment...finally!

Last night, I took a boot camp class with a couple of adorable girls from work.

We immediately had to partner up.

I ended up with...lets call him High-Five Jeff.

At first I was pumped by High-Five Jeff's enthusiasm, until the high-fives after every sprint got old and he said, "I thought about spanking you, but I didn't know if we were at that point yet."

Did a stranger just say he was going to spank me? Did you read that right? 
Yes, yes you did.

I obviously and clearly said, " We are not, Jeff."

Lets not forget to mention as the night went on the more high-fives I gave High-Five Jeff the longer he progressed to hold my hand after the high-five.

Our high-fives lingered too long, so they are automatically deemed awkward and went slightly past awkward and into creepy.

Way to creep, High-Five Jeff. Way to creep.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013


I love cold cereal. Preferably the good ones.

Life lately, lets see.

It's safe to say that I feel I'm living my life through an episode of Girls or Seinfeld from day-to-day.

Which means my current life moments are just exaggerated versions of normal or are actual amusing life stories.
I hope it's the second option and that my life just really is that weird. 
Maybe it's that I just find it weird and awkward, and it's really just the normal for everyone else too.

All I know is that this is the first time in my life I feel like I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. Whether it's work, life, love, etc.
Timing is everything.
Certain things may have brought me here, and those things might have changed and not gone as I had thought they were going to; but I have confidence in I'm meant to be here right now.
that was a really long run-on sentence. apologies.

And, I love it!

Sunday, March 17, 2013


Now, all I have for the expectations of someone I'm dating is that they are just a genuine, good person. 

That's it.

Is that so hard? 
Apparently, it is.

Just a nice man; who is nice to me.

I'm so over being screwed over.