Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Too Cute Tuesday

Isn't he just too cute?
He thinks he's a human and weighs like an average one too.
Happy Tuesday!

P.S. You probably shouldn't drink out of that drinking fountain.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Awkward and Awesome Wednesday Slash Thursday

Me and My little Fortune Cookie, Caroline.
I love her, as you can tell.
And she's been my little partner in crime at the Art Institute of Awesomeness and since orientation where she demanded us to be friends because she thought that everyone else was weird.
Little did she know...

And today we participated in our graduation portfolio show.
More awkward pictures with everyone are soon to come.

 +When you're trying to pass someone on the sidewalk, and then the awkward moment when you're walking next to each other and kind of close. And all you want to do is hopefully walk a little faster so you can finally pass them.
+On my online resumes I put as one of my responsibilities at Disneyland is "managing and maintaining the magic." 
Oh, aren't I so clever?
+Apparently I have a generic looking face because I remind someone of someone they know almost everyday.
+While taking the trash out at work, and the trash can fell, and I fell on top of it. And then everyone saw, so I laughed really hard, and so did everyone else and even more when I couldn't lift the trash up. And then people watched me more, until these construction workers drove past and assisted me.
+This guy in the car in front of me. Couldn't tell if he was rapping vigorously in his car or just yelling in sign language.
+Trying to brush your teeth with a stuffy nose. It's almost impossible not to look like a rabid dog and getting toothpaste everywhere, especially the mirror.

+Having 3 people in one day tell me I'm pretty. Sounds like a dumb achievement, but I seriously don't hear it that often. So it put a little pep in my step.
+Great guest compliments, most of the time I'm thinking how retarded they are, but then randomly the ones that aren't show up.
And make you feel like a success in life, besides the fact that I still work at Disneyland.
+Getting free Chelsea Lately tickets, getting VIP access, sitting in the front row, and getting her autograph. It was pure comedy bliss. I can die now, and mark something off my California Bucket List.
+Graduating from College. But for reals this time.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

FACT #13

As far as I'm concerned, in my car I am Mariah Carey.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Done and Done.

I am officially no longer a college student.
Wow. About time, Lauren.
I took my last steps into my last class ever last night and well it felt...weird.

It really hasn't hit me.
No homework?
No hours of staring into the illuminated screen with my headphones on blast for hours?
What will I do with all this time?

Maybe I'll have time to live life, finally.
By George, that is it!

Bachelor's Degree. Check.
Portfolio Show. Check.
Job. Ugh. Still working on it.

Now all I have my is my Senior Portfolio Show next week and then it is all over.
I feel like running around like a little girl, singing and dancing.
Actually, I shouldn't say like a little girl cause I'm a grown adult and find this perfectly normal behavior.

If you're looking for me, I'll be outside running and dancing, and clicking my heels together, grinning from ear to ear.
I might even add in a skip or two.

Friday, September 9, 2011


So sickness has overtaken me.
And the cold medicine is creating a hole in my brain, thus creating some interesting conversations.
Like this one, comparing my cold or how others would feel.
Then it took a strange turn from Eskimos to Bjork(the singer from Iceland)
Maybe I'm the only one that thinks this is funny?
Sleep. Needed. Now.
I'll sleep after Tuesday is over and my creative soul will be at peace.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011


Sorry for the cobwebs over here
(let's say I'm preparing for Halloween/Fall festivities)
  These last few weeks have been draining in all sorts of ways in order of getting everything prepared for my....drum roll please.


I'll be back soon enough with some awesomeness and awesomeness in no time.
I miss you already.