Bad.

Apparently, my toosh gets more attention than my face does these days.

Few weeks ago, at a bar with my friends...a midget of a man walked by and touched my toosh.

And when I say midget, I mean he wasn't really one. But was at least half a foot shorter than me flat footed.

Later, come find out he was an old elementary school friend with one of my friends I was with. And came to say hello.

We just avoided the fact that he did that and let him be super drunk.