Mr. Man of Mine and myself, we have a slight addiction to sweets. Cupcakes and cookies most of the time, but candy is a crowd pleaser as well.
As usual I destroyed my cupcake, and don't let Mr. Man fool you, he truly believes that 'Nothing Says Love Like Cupcakes' even though his face would say otherwise.
-Trying on a jacket at Sports Authority and the woman helping you says that the jacket you're trying on looks great because it's made for high school students.
Me: I know I have a child-sized body. I'm 24.
Woman: OH no no no, that's not what I meant. I just meant you are petite.
(yeah sure. nice, save.)
-Buying a baby gift for a shower I was attending and a couple comes up to you and asks you what you were buying you're "little guy."
I'm glad I've never had a baby and yet someone believes that I could possibly be going into my third trimester.
Mr. Man: What are you wearing to the movies? Cause if you're wearing normal clothes then I'll change.
Me: No, of course I'm wearing sweats and don't feel like changing.
Lazy sticks together.