Bachelor.

The Bachelor. 

Ya know, the show.

I don't normally watch it, but tonight I found it the last thing on television. This is what I realized as I watched it.

Is it sad that I take online dating more serious than a relationship unfolding over reality television?

**DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT THE MAGIC RUINED**

Coming from a production stand point, I'll tell you this now. 

Most reality tv is staged and fed by the producers, which is far from actual reality. It's "written," but "not written," if you know what I mean.

There I said it.

Man, I feel better already.

Although, I am a sucker for good BAD television. Just not the dating ones.

Nothing.

This picture really has nothing to do with anything.

That is all.

Couch.

Couch buying happened this weekend.

It was one of the happiest moments in my adult life.

How cool am I?

I probably sat on a thousand couches and when I narrowed it down to two, I'm pretty sure I sat back and forth on each for an hour debating.

My parents hated me in this moment.

Anyways, I love it. and I love the cute little pillows I got for it. 

My little place is turning into a home.

AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!

Clearly, I have a problem with sharing.

And yes, I am hugging the couch.

And I made a trip to Target solely for a lint roller.

Guys, I can't tell you how exciting things are getting over here.

Dating.

Remember when I said this about my blog.

How I'm not a single lady, waving my hands in the air, giving intimate details on my dating life.

 Well due to the unexpected turn of events, I guess this blog has automatically turned into that.

Guess I can date now.

Things are going to get awkward. It's going to be fun.

Colorado.

I'm a bit behind but two weekends ago, I went with the fam to my cousin's wedding in Colorado.

Here's only a few things that you need to know to about this trip.

-Spent 10 hours of delays at the airport for a 50 minute flight.

-It was 60 degrees and no snow in sight the entire trip. It was dreamy.

-My extended family got a full dose of my ridiculousness.

-I will dance with ANYONE. 

Only old man in the bar wearing a neon shirt that stated "Warning: High Levels of Awesomeness" was my dance partner for about 30 minutes.

ex. one time in Vegas I danced with a guy in his 50s wearing earplugs in a club.

-Confession: When I'm in crowded bars I love pinching guys' butts (ones without ladies, of course) and then watching them look to see who did it.

-Toured a haunted castle.

- Ate my weight in Rocky Mountain chocolate.

-Saw a lot of people smoking weed on the street.

This is a lie.

-After going out with the cousins, I took a taxi back to my hotel. After about 15 minutes talking to my taxi driver with the strategically placed tear-drop tattoo below his left eye; he told me he could tell I was a good person.

How comforting.

-During the bouquet toss at the wedding the bride had all married and taken women up there also or else there would have been 4 of us single ladies on the floor. 

Story of my life.

Dodged running into another one of these moments. Oh, but don't worry they still chanted my name to catch it.

-Took 7 hours of delays at the airport to get back home for a 50 minute flight.

-I'm still working on my record of how many wedding photos I can ruin. 

Still recovering from this one.

Space.

I have a lot of space right now.

My apartment is empty.

Here's some pictures of space. I'll be documenting the decorating transition as it comes.

It's going to come slow. Uggh.

 But I have a single, new apartment owner friend and we already decided we'd be house shopping buddies!

Living Room

 

Kitchen