Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Texts #1


Things you shouldn't text someone you're trying to date, but of course, I did:

"My karaoke song is 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas"
"Except it's not very accurate because I don't have lady parts and have the body of a 13 year old boy"
"Lady LUMPS! Lumps! I have lady parts, I promise."
"This just got weird."

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