watch this without laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lehx2Lt24A8

meet my friend adam. i just made him a celebrity.

Happy Fall-oween

Seriously Life. What are you doing? Awhile ago I had said that my life could just be told from a series of one embarrassing moment to the next, and for a while I felt like that theory wasn't as accurate. I haven't had many embarrassing stories in a long time. Well Life just laughed in my face, and proved me wrong. I hate you Life, why do you have to come up in the most awkward and inconvenient times? Let's just go through what has just happened recently in the last 72 hours.

Thursday, just being a friendly colleague through the halls at school, I make my way into a room filled with all my friends. I stop in for a Hello, and a quick chat, mind you not realizing that the door right behind me has been placed open. Bidding my friends a good night, I turn quickly towards the door, and meet my face to the cold, black, surface. Hello door, nice to meet you. Silence, not from worry, but silence from that laughter where you laugh so hard it is impossible to make any noise possible. Thank you Life.

Friday. Yes! I was invited to take part in some lovely Halloween Festivities. I mean the day was starting out great. I called in sick to work, got some errands and homework done. Came home, got ready with my dear friend Kat, did some hair, and got my costume on. Ready for some fun work party. Reach the party, ya know, mingle a little when my friend meeting us there calls me to meet her outside. On my own I make my way down the stairs, in my super cute heeled black boots. Uh oh. My heel gets caught in the carpet, momentum down, (me thinking, please catch myself, please catch myself) nope didn't catch myself. Man down! Man Down! Man all the way down! While on my way to meet my friend, my body met the bottom of the stairs. I look up to see if anyone saw? Yup, I should have figured. Laughing followed with, "Are you okays?" Yup, Lauren good job. I guess I was wrong about the dry spell. Lauren Christine is still on a roll....literally.

Figures...

Don't you hate it when you full on run into a door in front of all your colleagues...me too.

Oh Omaha!

Last Sunday I just returned from a land far far away, Omaha Nebraska. What brought me out there you ask? My dear friend Alison Noelle Milone.

She's going to be a nurse. She left her dear friends in California for the plains of Omaha, Nebraska. And I'm not going to lie I was quite impressed with Omaha. I was expecting it to be severely flat, which is was, but I never expected it to be filled with beautiful trees. Much like this.

Every street is lined with beautiful fall colored trees. And I might add something else. The people in Nebraska are extremely nice, the men, women, kids, elderly. Living in California for so long I forgot what it's like to live around all around nice people.

We had a blast! But were were on a mission on this little trip....find Miss Allie a man! An Omaha man. And did we find one. We went out and met this group of guys, mind you, I met them and brought them along to meet my friends. Let's just say one of them and my dear friend really hit it off. They just had their first date, and plan on another, so all I ask is when they get married, they owe me their first child. Just sayin. Overall, Omaha you will be missed.

Back to life, back to reality

So what's been going on, well I still glue myself to a computer screen for school if I'm not at work. I still wear that awful polyester outfit for Disneyland, which has been slowly ruining my life for the past 5 years, and I can feel this 6th one is just going to get better. Still live in a town house with a man whore, engaged couple, horse-sized dog, and a big fat kitty. And I still have to resort to virtual kisses to the boyfriend and live for countdowns until the next time I see him. Man, doesn't life sound grand. Back to life, and back to reality, which both at this very point to me don't seem too appealing to me. I've just realized that I have become quite the boring person. Screw my 20s, heck I skipped all the way to 80s. Same thing every week, and surprise, I'll be doing the same thing next week too if you're looking. Isn't life just so unpredictable?? Whoever said college years were the best times of their lives, obviously didn't go and/or didn't graduate. Jeez Louise. Can I get my life back please?

 

Don't let Snow White fool you, because I just saw her talking on her cellphone while smoking a cigarette.

Back to School time.

Well here I go. Another start, to another quarter at the Art Institute of Awesomeness and Advertising. This is my last year. This time next year I will be a college graduate (finally) and will be off starting my new life as a career-driven adult. I am a little hesitant starting this quarter because, well school causes me a lot of stress. 5 classes, and mounds and mounds of projects just make having a life or feeling happy quite a challenge on some days. I am just hoping that this quarter turns out great and I get some great work to add to my portfolio. I had my first class this morning, and frankly I'm just ready to bust out this quarter. And also, I can't quite tell if my instructor likes boys or girls? I'm thinking the males. It should be an quarter, I say that now but I've only had one class. So we will see.
I also decided that this last year of school will have a theme. "Last Year, Last Chance." Meaning it's my last year, and my last chance to have some fun like I'm supposed to! I'm a college student dang it! No rules for me this year! Wish me luck people, and that the year goes by faster.