Texts you should never send to a girl you're trying to date:
"Why do you like the episode of Girls where they do coke, so much?"
"Uh, cause it's hilarious."
"So you're not a coke head?"
"Um, no. Never. I hope you're joking when you asked me that?"
"Well, most people find something that hilarious because they can relate to it."
"Um, yeah no."