Texts you should never send to a girl you're trying to date:
"Why do you like the episode of Girls where they do coke, so much?"
"Uh, cause it's hilarious."
"So you're not a coke head?"
"Um, no. Never. I hope you're joking when you asked me that?"
"Well, most people find something that hilarious because they can relate to it."
"Um, yeah no."
Ha ha, what the....? Your life is so amusing. Blog more dang it!
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