FACT #27

I am a chronic butt pincher.

I outted myself. 

In large crowded areas, as I walk by, I will pinch a guy's butt just out of the sheer enjoyment I get seeing out of the corner of my eye, the victim looking around at who it might be.

Ex-tumbler-nated

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FACT #26

Sometimes I question why I'm single.

"Like, why universe? BUT I'M SOOO COOL."

And then I remind myself of who I am. And who we're talking about here.

 Then, it's all so clear to me...oh yeah.

Some people just aren't good with weird.

Vlog!

Exciting news! I started a vlog! I don't know how I'm going to keep up this blog and a vlog. Tiring. But I'm going to try and make it happen.

I'll still post each video on here, so everyone can watch.

If you like it, let me know! Tell your husbands, wives, children (maybe not), loved ones!

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Good Lorde.

Have you heard of the recording artist Lorde?

Well she's been on my play list ALL summer, on repeat (currently listening as we speak). 

LOVE Everything. Every song. Joyful. Rejoice!

Here's a new tune of hers for your Tuesday. 

I just feel like joyfully dancing to this new hit.

PS. She's rad, 17 years old, from New Zealand, and refused to tour with Katy Perry (bold move guuuurl)

I've never been more proud...

...of myself.

Who am I? Who is this girl? I have NEVER been this girl.

I'm the girl with the "great personality."

The above statement is true. 3 lucky men had the honor of taking me out this week. And I'm not going to say that it wasn't fun. It totally was. And I totally got either good food or drinks out of it. Do I feel bad saying that's all I got?
 ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. NOT.
With my low tolerance for bullshit taking and little boy drama these days, I think I deserve to be spoiled a bit.

Two of them I wouldn't mind going out with again.
We'll see if anything happens or if the real men show up.

One thing is for sure, I got my Sassy Pants on. And I think I'll keep them on for awhile.

I'm thinking I should make a vlog of all the dating experiences and conversations I've had, for all you married folk out there.  Remember the dating days? (sigh)

Well, I'm highly considering it.

Tales of the Mysterious iPhone pictures Vol. 1

Once upon a time, in a far away land deemed my iPhone photo library. 

There lies a hidden place; placed behind the smiles, in between moments of laughter, and next door to potential Instagram attempts. This place is where the unexpected lives.

What is this place exactly?

It's only the hidden tales of the mysterious/random photographs on my iPhone.

If you look deeper, you will always find an interesting tale, waiting to be told.

So behold! My tales of my mysterious iPhone pictures.

 1. "i miss yous"

2. That boy DEFINITELY has kooties

3. New York with Ron-Dawg

4. Gourmet camping breakfast

5. They do exist. The Beer Unicorn

6. Gay guys on Tinder seeking women

7. Awesome people I get to work with every day

8. At least she left the window down

9. Rubber desk paper weight

10. Adventures in Doggie sitting

11. hanger met her face two seconds later. meltdown central.

12. Halloween costume ideas

and this horribly pixelated Snap Chat.

Until next time...

101 Updates.

So I have some updates for September from my 101 and 1001 list.

If I was good at blogging, then I would have updated them as they were happening. BUT instead, I'm doing a month overview.

56.  go on a blind date September 2013

The first thing everyone knows about blind dates is that they are super awkward. Talking about them, setting them up, and during the actual date. And let's cut to the chance, it totally was. And it slightly made me feel bad for our kind, knowing that such awful people live in this world. Either way, I went out of my comfort zone and put myself out there. 

What do they say? Gotta get back up on the horse.

I would have preferred to mount (ah! awkward but yet so inappropriate so I kind of still like it) a different horse.

Dating is hard, guys. 

63.  get together with my 2 closest girlfriends September 2013 Kat and Allie in Salt Lake City

 

 The only thing I will ever thank Disneyland for at my time there, was meeting these two special ladies. My Sisterwives/Best Friends came to Salt Lake City to visit me and I couldn't have been a happier lady. They are my sisters and the only two people in my life so far that I know we'll be friends for the rest of our lives. I've missed these ladies so much. I believe it's been about a year since the three of us had gotten together. It's so amazing to know that even though we are all in different states, in different stages of life, when we get together it always goes back to how it was with us. The Triplets.

68.  wear my lipstick September 2013

I am a woman. Because now wear lipstick with the rest of the put-together-women out there. Maybe, I feel more comfortable with it, because I'm older? Something a 26 year old should be wearing. To be woman-like? Right? Anyways, I'm getting comfortable with my shades and learning when and what to wear it with. They are totally growing on me. Cheers to be being a lady/woman/i-don't-know-where-I-fit-in! 

73.  give a guy my number as 867-5309 (I got yo number on the wall) 1st attempt: September 2013

Well, I put first attempt, because the goal is to give my number out like this and not have them notice. So I only got through half of the step, and then he noticed. I was hoping that his beer goggles would prevent him from realizing what I had just done. Nope, I was wrong. He totally noticed. 

I will succeed.