Once upon a time I forgot I lived in such a small place. Where I see people I know, or knew, wherever I go.
Which reminds me...remember to not look like slob when you leave out the door. How else am I supposed to make the mean married and now fat girls from high school jealous?
The end of my hypothesis.
Ha ha but seriously! I saw you after you had been hospitalized for pneumonia and you looked supa haaat. Remember I was 9 months pregnant? Yeah, I was the fat married chick you're talking about.... ha ha
ReplyDeleteNO, you weren't! You definitely weren't those mean ones at all that I care to shove in their faces.
ReplyDeletehahaha yess. i loved this post.
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