Wednesday, May 18, 2011

FACT #11

If you drink water in the Western United States, you will get pregnant.

Something is in the water, and I know that this should in fact be a warning to us all.
Because everyone I know is pregnant right now.
So I say that the water is contaminated with prego juice or also something I would like to call...sperm.

This is quite dangerous. 
Thus I will only be drinking bottled water for the next few months. 
So far... I am as fit as a fiddle.

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