Not- So-Awkward and Awesome Wednesday

AWKWARD PICTURE!

I saw this at Spark "home of the mocktails," while in Utah. It was miniature, sat eye-level and was the first thing you met when you walked in.

And I loved it.

And his name would be Gulliver.

Unfortunately, I was not that much of an interesting person this past week.

Lame, and depressing I know.

I am planning on being more awkward with a balanced dose of awesome for next week!

Awkward

+Walking out to a table at work, arms carrying large trays and other such things and what happens....my apron falls off...in front of a guest.

Straight to the floor.

I felt like my pants dropped or something. 

 Although, the guest will only be getting a glimpse of my polyester MC Hammer inspired pants, I feel like they can see right through them and RIGHT to my chonies.

How. Embarrassing.

+Noticing how awkward it is to eat an ice cream cone. 

If only there was an attractive way to eat it but still enjoy the cone.

+Dropped a knife in the trash at work. Looked at it and ignored it.

 Co-worker: Aren't you going to get that?

Me: No.

Co-worker: So are you above getting the knife out of the trash now.

Me: Yup.

Co-worker: So you're not going to get the knife?

Me: Digging in the trash wasn't part of my job description soooo, no. 

Unless you want to put your hand in the trash?

Co-worker: But it's your job.

Me: Uh...no it's not.
(awkward moment of silence where I continue on with my nonsense and the co-worker puts their hand in the trash and retrieves the knife)

Awesome

+Pretty pumped about my new idea on how to brand myself for graduation and future job potentials. My mind is a brewin'!

This will be soon to come for all to see and enjoy!

(or at least by finals...because that's when it's due.)

+Getting my head in the game (yes, that was a high school musical reference)

+Baseball season opener for the Angels this past weekend!

+Calling on my inner Martha Stewart by playing with old recipes and creating masterpieces.

2 for 2 so far!