After working in a restaurant for 5 and a half years,
I know exactly how I DON'T want my kids to act.
I do not find it necessary for every item that was once on the table needs to now be best friends with the floor, that the carpeted ground does not make a good bed for clean children, and crying and bratty attitudes only makes everyone else hate you and your child that much more.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
and also know that everything you need to know to survive in life you'll learn as a waitress.